SATIRE

No throne included.

Golden throne in a return box beside an ordinary office chair.

The delivery arrived in an enormous box. Gold trim. Red velvet. Enough ornament to make a palace reconsider its budget.

There was just one problem: the order was for an office chair.

The returns department checked the form. The chair needed to support a person doing a job. It did not need to suggest that the person owned the building, the staff, or the country.

So the throne is going back. We are keeping the ordinary chair. It swivels, it adjusts, and it makes no constitutional claims.

This is satire. No actual furniture order is being reported.

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